1. It’s all love
Happy Share With Twitter What a Shitty Father You Had Day
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 18, 2017
2. Now that’s just petty
Just texted my daughter: "You are at school and I am hanging out having fun. HA HA HA!!!" I am an awesome father.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) October 13, 2015
3. Fair point
How come my 3 year old son knows every species and genus of dinosaur and I can't even remember my home phone number?
— Taye Diggs (@TayeDiggs) July 10, 2013
4. You were thinking the same
If my kid vanished on a plane like in that Jodie Foster movie I'd spend maybe 2-3 hrs enjoying the legroom & quiet before I started looking.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) August 29, 2013
5. Awww
Happy Father's Day to my wife, the father of my heart .
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 18, 2017
6. We hope you’re taking notes
My son asked me where babies come from, and to distract him I said "some day we're all going to die."
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) May 15, 2011
7. Deadpool’s the best, on and off camera
Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 30, 2017
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8. Lesson, take your kids to Disney land
My daughter gets so pumped watching Disney films. She loves that they all have singing, dancing and a part when the parents die.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 4, 2017
9. He’ll appreciate it when he grows up
Up until 2am constructing a table with wooden trains for Gideon and all he wants to do is play with a broom. #MerryXmas pic.twitter.com/9O4WAtuH
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) December 25, 2012
10. And the most relatable tweet of all time goes too...
5 reasons I am going bald. pic.twitter.com/PFfDuxFQUC
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) June 11, 2017