Make everyone share a giggle over a funny Christmas Instagram caption that shows your personality (and helps everyone temporarily forget Covid). If you like to keep things simple, forget about words and let some festive emojis do the talking in your post. Want a family-friendly caption that will give your dad’s jokes a run for his money? Look snow further—there are plenty of clever Christmas puns to choose from. And for those of you who have been binge-watching Christmas movies on Netflix you can’t go wrong with a movie quote caption either.
Amusing Christmas Captions
Dear Santa…I can explain.
All I want for Christmas is you food.
Red wine pairs well with a crazy family.
Relationship status- Single and ready to jingle
Dear Santa … define “nice.”
Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer…
It’s beginning to *cost* a lot like Christmas…
I’m on the naughty list.
Cute Christmas Captions
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.
Love the giver more than the gift.
Make it a December to remember.
I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe
You rock my Christmas socks
As you get older, your Christmas list gets shorter—because the things you really want can’t be bought.
Funny Punny Captions
Presence over Presents
Resting Grinch face.
The snuggle is real
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
But first, let’s take an elfie.
Me everyday: slay. Me in December: sleigh.
Christmas Captions By Movie Quotes
” It’s Christmas Eve. It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be.” — Scrooged
“Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind.” — Miracle on 34th Street
” That’s what Christmas memories are made from. They’re not planned, they’re not scheduled, nobody puts them in their Blackberry. They just happen.” — Deck the Halls
“I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year.” — A Christmas Carol
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” — Elf