1. Haven’t seen you in years, but I wouldn’t miss this for the world
Getting notifications that someone you went to middle school with is "Live" on Facebook is one of the most annoying things ever.
— K'awanzaa. (@smiling_peedee) June 10, 2017
2. ”You don’t know what you’re missing, trust us” – Love, Facebook.
Hi @facebook. The Messenger notifications to ‘start a group’ are super annoying. pls stahp
— Benjamin (@AttackOfTheClaw) May 26, 2017
3. Why?…just, why?
Congratulations facebook, you have created something more annoying than facebook game notifications/requests: facebook messenger games
— trex (@turexu) May 20, 2017
4. The ‘someone I don’t talk too is doing something’
Facebook notifications:
Jabu added a new photo
Tom is eating pizza
Sam's in a toilet near youPls stop annoying us with unnecessary info pic.twitter.com/kcxQKlpzLW
— what up doe (@Ian_khetye) May 1, 2017
5. Yea…thanks for the update, what would my weekend look like without you
Facebook's annoying "[this venue] added # events near your you" notifications recently are pushing me to unfollow venues. pic.twitter.com/EwZTtYbD3E
— Tina (@TeaBeee) March 29, 2017
6. When you’re not sure if they’re just that naive or think we are
Thanks so much @facebook whatever would I do without your notifications pic.twitter.com/TU25s42IM0
— N A T H A N (@Nathan_Saunders) June 4, 2017
7. When they make you regret ever posting or commenting
I wanna comment on my bffs pics but I don't want a notification when their 3rd cousins neighbors son-in-law comments too I hate Facebook
— illuminaarthi (@aiyer9808) May 18, 2017
8. They know how to get your attention
Facebook wants me to use it so bad that it's saying my name before every notification smh pic.twitter.com/sUo0PSTPuD
— Dęs (@Alt_Des) April 21, 2017
9. Don’t forget pages go Live too *rapidly unfollows*
Facebook Live is very irritating. I don't need constant notifications about it… pic.twitter.com/BNNkAe2ZMO
— Jack Torrance (@theJackTorrance) May 11, 2016
10. The irrelevant marketplace updates
Why did Facebook send me a push notification that I might be interested in a 2001 Chevy Impala with a bad transmission in Ocala pic.twitter.com/XxS8GqvVd3
— Drew (@ScattyLight) June 16, 2017
11. You had one job!
all these notifications for events I haven't even responded to but the Facebook app doesn't tell me it's National Donut Day pic.twitter.com/75PhDJ5mid
— Snowbonk 201 199 165 (@Bowsnonk) June 2, 2017
12. These depressing ones
When you didn't know your relationship was *that* bad until she hit you with that Facebook notification pic.twitter.com/CurtHVhY13
— peachy™ (@megansekulich) September 6, 2016
13. Pure evil…
Facebook actually makes me feel a little bad for hiding a notification… STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY! pic.twitter.com/qSpP6Y91Ez
— ChalkOne (@ChalkOne) August 29, 2016
14. Those pointless reminders
Yes #Facebook, this is *exactly* the kind of notifications I need. pic.twitter.com/ikbbdvJfnw
— Mark Platvoet (@mplatvoet) June 6, 2017
15. This is #fakenews
#Facebook notifications have become less significant. Messenger is even worse, I see notifications even when there were no messages.
— rkparsi (@rkparsi) May 10, 2017